agentwashingtin:

his—name-is-freckles:

Ryan’s a little worried his son is being abducted by aliens

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

mygirlfriendattempts:

We all need this right now.

wierdkids:

Mark Hoppus’ first tweet
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  • Tom Delonge: I think we're going to be one of those bands that's around forever and always make records even if nobody's buying them and using them for toilet paper, but we'll still make them because it will be the best fucking toilet paper anybody's ever used.

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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